What is wrong with me why am I so pissed and annoyed, why am I like this?

  • romeo: hey i just met you.
  • romeo: and this is crazy.
  • romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
  • romeo: so marry me maybe.
  • queenrylan:

    esotericalesbians:

    it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

    what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

    Because we have vaginas